koicifer:

feywildwest:

feywildwest:

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

idk. yesterday was a slow day and at the end of it, I still stared into a cash drawer, one of three, that had more than my rent in it, even if you only count the 20s. I spent a lot of that day trying to calculate in my head how many hours of work equal one pair of pants, let alone how many hours of work equals the fun thing I want to do next month.

I feel a cough coming on, because I work in a drug store, and all of my customers are sick. I always feel a little bit sick, now. I can’t afford to eat well enough to keep my body healthy. Cough medicine is worth two hours and 20 minutes of work. Our store probably bought a case of cough medicine for they price we’re selling one box. If this cough gets worse, I might have to call out, which will cost me more than the medicine in the long run- but that doesn’t give me the money to buy the medicine right now. I stock a case onto the shelf. I don’t buy any.

A mom wrangling three crying, sick kids enters my line and sets two types of children’s medicine down, says they’re both on sale and thank god for that. I ring her up, and she gets very quiet, because she misread the sign, and her total is twice as high as she was expecting. Her youngest screams in the cart, because she’s burning up with fever. Her mother very quietly asks, please, she’s so sorry, if I could please take the more expensive one off her total.

I agree, I move the box below the counter, and when she’s not looking, I slip it into her bag. I pray as hard as I can that if she notices the “mistake” she says nothing, because I so desperately want her to have that medicine. The store has lost profit at the cost of a child’s health. I don’t bat an eye. This is a terminable offense. If I’m presented with the same situation tonight, I’ll do it in a heartbeat.

The myth of evil employees stealing from the company falls apart the second you realize the company would shoot you dead to make a profit. This isn’t two equal players, one of whom is stealing from the other. This is someone fighting for survival versus someone fighting to make an extra million. It’s not equal.

Employees should be able to steal, actually.

Bro I teared up oh my god bro

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twinklecupcake:

nervousbreadpuppy:

i am a man of science

*it goes wrong*

fuck im a man of running away

frankenstein

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aropride:

catboyblorbo:

aropride:

just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that

no youre the only one

okay sorry

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gehinnom:

“It’s sooo dumb that gen z says ‘seggs’ to avoid getting banned” I hate to break it to you but my generation spent all of early web 2.0 saying ‘smex’ because we thought it was funny

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longseasons:

my parents at 25: I’m so glad we have this new home!!!!

me at 25: this is the emoji of the year -> ❤️‍🔥

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autisticexpression:

panicblanket:

nilim:

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

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So far so normal, right? But then:

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Like what. And then:

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Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

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well would you look at that

One of the best posts

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mugofsoup:

iremluna:

mugofsoup:

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

and rage

yeah and also the rage

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willowcrowned:

not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f

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